I suppose I should answer these.


(001) Your gender: Female, obviously.
(002) Sexual orientation: Straight.
(003) Single? Ja.
(004) Do you want to be? *shrugs*
(005) Your birthday: November 13.
(006) Age you wish you were: 12. *blinks*
(007) Your height: 6'00"
(008) The color of your eyes: Grey.
(009) The color of your hair: Black. Naturally, it is blond though.
(010) Piercings: Earrings, that is all.
(011) Tattoos: ..Just what kind of person do you think I am?

DO YOU

(012) Smoke? Someone with a condition like mine? Please.
(013) Do drugs? Medications only.
(014) Read the newspaper? Petty material, but I suppose I do.
(015) Talk to strangers who IM you? Foolish, I don't use instant message services.
(016) Take walks in the rain? With an umbrella, involuntarily.
(017) Drive? Yes, its rather common.
(018) Like to drive fast? Nein.
(019) Hurt yourself? Of course not. Moronic question.

HAVE YOU EVER

(020) Been out of the country? Several times, mostly between the United States and Germany.
(021) Been in love? I-I haven't time for such idiotic emotions!
(022) Done drugs? Once again, medications.
(023) Gone skinny dipping? What kind of questionnaire is this?
(024) Had any type of surgery? ...Nein.
(025) Ran away from home? Of course not.
(026) Played strip poker? Never.
(027) Gotten beaten up? I am afraid that I am the one to have done the beating in said situations.
(028) Been picked on? Ja. *nods*
(029) Been on stage? Mm.
(030) Slept outdoors? I suppose I've been camping a couple of times.
(032) Thought about suicide? ... I suppose I have.
(033) Pulled an all-nighter? While I was working, yes. I did not even realize it till I realized the sun came up.
(034) If yes, what is your record? *Shrugs* I did not keep track.
(035) Talked on the phone all night? I have. With Rose, when we were younger.
(036) Slept with the opposite sex without having sex? Yes.

(037) Slept all day? What of it?
(038) Killed someone? Nein. Accused of attempting to do so, though it was a lie.
(039) Made out with a stranger? Nein. I am not some kind of street-whore.
(040) Had sex with a stranger? Nein. What sort of woman do you take me for?
(041) Kissed the same sex? Nein.
(042) Done anything sexual with the same sex? No! Dear God, what is with this parade of questions?
(043) Been betrayed? I have.
(044) Broken the law? I am a prosecutor. There is no room for broken rules.
(045) Met a famous person? *shakes head*
(046) Been on radio/TV? Negatory.
(047) Been in a mosh-pit? I am not that sort of person.
(048) Had a nervous breakdown? ... I suppose so.
(049) Been criticized about your sexual performance? Excuse me?
(050) Had a dream that kept coming back? ...Yes.


APPAREL

(051) Shoe brand: Custom tailored loafers.
(052) What are you normally wearing to school/work? Custom black suit jacket, red pants and vest, red cravat.
(053) Wear hats? I would not be taken seriously.
(054) Are you guilty of judging other people by their clothing? Clothing is not what I judge. I judge the facts. _{Though, I have made several assumptions based on apparel.}
(055) Do you wear make-up daily? Yes.
(056) Favorite place to shop: I haven't time for such things.
(057) Favorite article of clothing: *gestures to cravat*
(058) Are you trendy: What are you getting at?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

(059) Life on other planets: Foolishness.
(060) Miracles? No such thing.
(061) Astrology? Of course not.
(062) Magic? Tomfoolery.
(063) God? Yes, and he is sadistic.
(064) Satan? *Shrugs* Could care less.
(065) Santa? Do you take me for an idiot?
(066) Ghosts? No.
(067) Luck? Haven't got a drop of it, but some people seem to have all of it.
(068) Love at first sight? I don't even believe in love.
(069) Yin and Yang? No.
(070) Witches? Yes, I'm going to cast a spell on you. *rolls eyes sarcastically.*
(072) Fidelity? *shakes head*
(073) A pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Such an illusion.. Pf.


LOVE

(074) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing this title? I fear nothing.
(075) Do you remember your first love? Never have been in love.
(076) Still love him/her? Read above.
(077) Do you consider love a mistake? Yes. It is.
(078) What do you find romantic? ...
(079) Turn-on: ...Excuse me?
(080) Turn-off: You.
(081) Do you base your judgment on looks alone? *shrugs*
(082) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? It would make it easier for many people.
(083) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? ... I have never- Must I even say these things?
(084) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? I suppose so. Possibly.
(085) What's the last present someone gave you? A Christmas gift, I believe it was a package of file folders.
(086) Are you in love? Nein.

WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...

(087) That made you laugh? I rarely laugh.
(088) That laughed at you? Hm?
(089) That turned you on? Pardon?
090) You went shopping with? No. I haven't time for that.
(091) To disappoint you? I believe a certain Herr Rainbow.
(092) To ask you out? None of your business. I assure you, they were turned down promptly.
(093) To make you cry? _{...I do not cry...}
(094) To brighten up your day? That is impossible.
(095) That you thought about? Myself.
(096) You saw a movie with? Alone.
(097) You talked to on the phone? Rose. She called me asking if I had her Steel Samurai DVDs.
(098) You talked to through IM? Not a one.
(099) You saw? *shrugs*
(100) You turned down? I cannot recall his name.


WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU

(101) Smiled? I do not recall.
(102) Laughed? Only in sarcasm.
(103) Cried? ...I do not cry.
(104) Bought something? A bottle of shampoo. Yesterday. The cashier seemed frightened.
(105) Danced? I haven't time to dance.
(107) Hugged/kissed someone? Not in years.
(108) Talked to an enemy? Enemy? Everyone is my enemy.
(109) Watched your favorite movie? Not in a very long time.
(110) Talked on the phone? Today.
(111) Listened to the radio? Have never found a reason to lately.
(112) Watched TV? The news in the doctor's office.
(113) Went out? A few days ago.
(114) Helped someone? ... Do I appear to be the charitable type?
(115) Sang? Are you daft?
(116) Said "I love you"? To my mother. *rolls eyes*
(117) Got drunk? Never.